Almost every morning we have a gang of turkeys cruise in from the backyard to the front yard taking their time eating things on the ground along the way and shitting at the same time.

I’ve learned to look for a turkey’s black glue like silicon shit wherever I walk. If you step on a mound and walk the backyard your shoe will be caked with leaves forming a camouflage boot.

These guys don’t care where they go and will block roadways, paths, driveways etc.

If you never seen a turkey do a fly by and one comes from behind you, let’s just say it will startle the crap out of you. They are super big and can’t turn in mid-air very well. They need amount of space to make a landing.